I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
Jack Nicholson quote My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch
Jack Nicholson quote People who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch
Jack Nicholson quote Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson quote Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
Jack Nicholson quote There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.
Jack Nicholson quote I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson quote Biography
Played the Joker in Batman
