Jack Nicholson Quotes

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Jack Nicholson [Autograph]

I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch
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People who speak in metaphores should shampoo my crotch
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
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Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
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There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.
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I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
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Played the Joker in Batman

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