I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Jay Leno quote You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
Jay Leno quote I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good…Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder.
Jay Leno quote Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Jay Leno quote A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay for $400.
Jay Leno quote Nelson Mandela was so upset, he called Bush's dad. How embarrassing, when world leaders start calling your father. [on the Iraq war]
Jay Leno quote George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever recorded by someone in the White House. Well, second lowest. Dick Cheney got his down to zero a couple of times.
Jay Leno quote Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last night's Democratic debate.
Jay Leno quote Biography
American talk show host