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America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!
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Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. [Dick Cheney]
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CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
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Dick Cheney told reporters that he has a new outlook on life. He says the best part of waking up is... waking up!
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Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'
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Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
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He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much. [on George W Bush]
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