America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to allow advertising in its chat rooms. I can see why: you got computer sex, you can download pornography, people are making dates with 10 year-olds. Hey, what's this? A Pepsi ad? They're ruining the integrity of the Internet!
Jay Leno quote Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors. [Dick Cheney]
Jay Leno quote CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three parts: regular, premium and unleaded.
Jay Leno quote Dick Cheney told reporters that he has a new outlook on life. He says the best part of waking up is... waking up!
Jay Leno quote Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? Know what sign? 'For Sale.'
Jay Leno quote Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as $80 a barrel. Of course, after the war it will be free.
Jay Leno quote For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
Jay Leno quote He says he works out because it clears his mind. Sometimes just a little too much. [on George W Bush]
Jay Leno quote Biography
American talk show host