You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch.
Jay Leno quote Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's according to Saddam's campaign manager, Jeb Hussein.
Jay Leno quote Inauguration Security was tighter than Kirstie Alley in a pair of spandex pants.
Jay Leno quote The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.
Jay Leno quote Biography
American talk show host
