Look, we have got guests coming, remember? So I had better get on with my turkey. (Eddie: What are you going to do with it?) Well, it's the season of goodwill and peace on earth, so I thought I'd chop both its feet off, rip out its innards, strip it, shove an onion up its arse and bung it in a very hot place for four hours until it's completely burnt. [Bottom]
- Rik Mayall
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