I simply don't do things like that anymore, I've withdrawn from that manner of lifestyle.
I'm determined to find the right woman and settle down and live a very quiet life, perhaps in a lighthouse. Russell Brand quote
The queen said she wished it was me that broke into her bedroom. Russell Brand quote
Some people, I think they're called racists, say America is not ready for a black president, but I know America to be a forward-thinking country because otherwise why would you have let that retard and cowboy fella be president for eight years? Russell Brand quote
Off the wall comic who is like Marmite - people either love him or hate him. From the ratings figures for his E4 show... it makes you wonder which!