If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning. [on American Idol to a rubbish contestant]
Simon Cowell quote It's like the outpatients of an insane asylum. [on X factor auditions]
Simon Cowell quote I have heard some bad performances in my time. And I can honestly say that is one of the worst of them.
Simon Cowell quote You look nice, but your voice is distinctly average, I'm afraid.
Simon Cowell quote There's this cologne I like and its not very well known, so I'm thinking of partnering up with them and giving it my name. It smells of limes.
Simon Cowell quote One minute we're like Siamese twins, and then we're Tom and Jerry [on his relationship with Paula Abdul]
Simon Cowell quote Biography
Music judge on TV pop star wannabe shows like Pop Idol, and also American Idol