Old Professors never die, they just lose their faculties.
Stephen Fry quote I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
Stephen Fry quote I think animal testing is cruel. They get nervous and get all the answers wrong.
Stephen Fry quote We’ve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but don’t know which way to sit on a lavatory.
Stephen Fry quote I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Stephen Fry quote I played in the chapel on Sundays, then moved on to polishing corridors.
Stephen Fry quote I could rent a room, paint it black, bolt on a few chains and call it my punishment room, Then have men in posing pouches in the background [err, yes Stephen]
Stephen Fry quote Sometimes it's OK to say that you're bored at a party. You just don't care that there is a vodka fountain, an enormous penis carved out of ice and girls sliding down it.
Stephen Fry quote Biography
English writer and actor
