Humour is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Steve Allen quote Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.
Steve Allen quote Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.
Steve Allen quote Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Steve Allen quote If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow.
Steve Allen quote Biography
US entertainer, 1921 - 2000
