Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin quote An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be.
Steve Martin quote Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin quote What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be democrats... or skinny.
Steve Martin quote A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.
Steve Martin quote Biography
Starred in plenty of films such as the Father Of The Bride comedies
