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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

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Quote Tags: Lawn, Care, Maintenance, Vehicle, Alive, Mom, Reason

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American comedian, famous for Home Improvement

Born:13th June, 1953
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Starsign: Gemini

Author Keywords: Improvement, Famous, Comedian, American

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