If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
George Burns quote It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
George Burns quote It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns quote People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns quote Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns quote I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George Burns quote Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
George Burns quote At my age flowers scare me
George Burns quote Biography
American comedian