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George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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At my age flowers scare me
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American comedian



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