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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. (Catch-22)
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He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?
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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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American Novelist 1923 -



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