Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
Josh Billings quote Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings quote Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Josh Billings quote Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.
Josh Billings quote Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
Josh Billings quote Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
Josh Billings quote Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
Josh Billings quote I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
Josh Billings quote Biography
Legendary American comedian
