I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Josh Billings quote If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.
Josh Billings quote If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
Josh Billings quote If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
Josh Billings quote It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to commit.
Josh Billings quote It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash.
Josh Billings quote Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
Josh Billings quote Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
Josh Billings quote Biography
Legendary American comedian
