Remorse is a violent dyspepsia of the mind.
Ogden Nash quote Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.
Ogden Nash quote The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Ogden Nash quote The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other milk.
Ogden Nash quote The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.
Ogden Nash quote The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat.
Ogden Nash quote There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Ogden Nash quote They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
Ogden Nash quote Biography
Author and poet