Don't do housework: after a few years the dirt doesn't get any worse.
Quentin Crisp quote Don't keep up with the Jones's, just drag them down to your level
Quentin Crisp quote When coming to the end of an interview: 'You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality'.
Quentin Crisp quote There was no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse ('The Naked Civil Servant')
Quentin Crisp quote An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last instalment missing.
('The Naked Civil Servant')
Quentin Crisp quote Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
Quentin Crisp quote Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist - but then what isn't?
Quentin Crisp quote Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
Quentin Crisp quote Biography
Author, writer and actor, 1908-