I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. Spike Milligan quote
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. Spike Milligan quote
McGonagall planned an escape which went like this. 'One day I'm going to get out of here'.
(William McGonagall: The Truth at Last) Spike Milligan quote
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. Spike Milligan quote
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? - The Goon Show Spike Milligan quote