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All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates.
Men | Woody Allen quote

I don't want to become immortal through my work. I want to become immortal through not dying.
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Nietzsche says that we will live the same life over and over again... oh god, I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.' (Hannah and Her Sisters)
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[woman] 'You're an incredible lover' [Allen] 'I know - I practise a lot when I'm alone' from Love and Death
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
Death | Woody Allen quote

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me
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I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens!
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I wanted to be an olympic swimmer, but I had some problems with buoyancy.
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