Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
Ambrose Bierce quote Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Ambrose Bierce quote Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Ambrose Bierce quote Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Ambrose Bierce quote Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
Ambrose Bierce quote Optimism: The doctrine that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong... It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.
Ambrose Bierce quote Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Ambrose Bierce quote Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Ambrose Bierce quote Biography
US writer and satirist. Lived 1842 - 1914.