An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan quote One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age.
Bill Vaughan quote A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Bill Vaughan quote A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm
Bill Vaughan quote Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
Bill Vaughan quote Muscles come and go; flab lasts.
Bill Vaughan quote People learn something every day, and a lot of times it's that what they learned the day before was wrong.
Bill Vaughan quote Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career.
Bill Vaughan quote Biography
American writer, 1915 - 77
