Of audiences: they were really tough - they used to tie their tomatoes on the end of a yo-yo, so they could hit you twice
Bob Hope quote If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope quote I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope quote People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope quote A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Bob Hope quote You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
Bob Hope quote I left England when I was four because I found out I could never be King.
Bob Hope quote If I'm on the course and lightning starts, I get inside fast. If Got wants to play through, let him.
Bob Hope quote Biography
British born US comedian, died at the grand old age of 100
