The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
David Letterman quote Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
David Letterman quote People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
David Letterman quote Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist'.
David Letterman quote New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
David Letterman quote Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
David Letterman quote I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
David Letterman quote I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
David Letterman quote Biography
American talk show host, 1947+
