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The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts.
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Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
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People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorkers, complete strangers, sharing a cab. One guy took the tires and the radio; the other guy took the engine.
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Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist'.
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
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Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
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I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
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American talk show host, 1947+



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