Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
Elsa Maxwell quote Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.
Elsa Maxwell quote Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.
Elsa Maxwell quote I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate.
Elsa Maxwell quote I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
Elsa Maxwell quote The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil
Elsa Maxwell quote Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can
Elsa Maxwell quote Biography
American author, 1883 - 1963
