I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
Eric Sykes quote Everything he did had a very evocative ring, of something great. He had a gift [on Ronnie Barker]
Eric Sykes quote Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.
Eric Sykes quote I tend to live in the wonderful world of my head, where every day the sun shines. Because of my age I like to live in an armchair and do just that.
Eric Sykes quote Biography
English actor, 1923+
