Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.
Erma Bombeck quote Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck quote Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck quote Never order food in excess of your body weight.
Erma Bombeck quote Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
Erma Bombeck quote People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you'll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.
Erma Bombeck quote Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.
Erma Bombeck quote Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma Bombeck quote Biography
American Journalist, 1927 - 1996
