The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck quote There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
Erma Bombeck quote There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
Erma Bombeck quote What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Erma Bombeck quote When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Erma Bombeck quote Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma Bombeck quote You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.
Erma Bombeck quote Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Erma Bombeck quote Biography
American Journalist, 1927 - 1996
