Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No, thank you,' to dessert that night. And for what!
Erma Bombeck quote It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
Erma Bombeck quote It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Erma Bombeck quote If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.
Erma Bombeck quote In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
Erma Bombeck quote I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Erma Bombeck quote I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, 'Never mind! I'll do it myself.'
Erma Bombeck quote I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.
Erma Bombeck quote Biography
American Journalist, 1927 - 1996
