Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
Erma Bombeck quote Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
Erma Bombeck quote House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
Erma Bombeck quote Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck quote For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck quote Aduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
Erma Bombeck quote God created man, but I could do better.
Erma Bombeck quote For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma Bombeck quote Biography
American Journalist, 1927 - 1996