Erma Bombeck Quotes

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Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Erma Bombeck quote

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
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Aduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
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God created man, but I could do better.
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For some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
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Biography

American Journalist, 1927 - 1996



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