Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
Erma Bombeck quote Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Erma Bombeck quote Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Erma Bombeck quote Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma Bombeck quote Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you.
Erma Bombeck quote Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Erma Bombeck quote All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck quote A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck quote Biography
American Journalist, 1927 - 1996
