A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.
Erma Bombeck quote The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
Erma Bombeck quote It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer.
Erma Bombeck quote Biography
American Journalist, 1927 - 1996
