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Fred Allen

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
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Most of us spend the first 6 days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
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Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
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The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
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He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for a star.
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
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I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
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American humorist



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