An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
Fred Allen quote California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen quote Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
Fred Allen quote A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Fred Allen quote A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
Fred Allen quote A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred Allen quote Biography
American humorist
