I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx quote Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Groucho Marx quoteMoney frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Groucho Marx quote From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx quote There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
Groucho Marx quote Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Groucho Marx quote The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx quote Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Groucho Marx quote Biography
US comedian (As in Marx Brothers). Lived 1890 - 1977
