Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
Helen Rowland quote What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
Helen Rowland quote You will never win if you never begin.
Helen Rowland quote Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
Helen Rowland quote When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
Helen Rowland quote Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Helen Rowland quote Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
Helen Rowland quote In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland quote Biography
American writer