If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get the worst case of strabismus since Hannibal lost an eye trying to count his nineteen elephants during a snowstorm while crossing the Alps.
James Thurber quote If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
James Thurber quote I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.
James Thurber quote A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.
James Thurber quote A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.
James Thurber quote All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.
James Thurber quote Discussion in America means dissent.
James Thurber quote Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
James Thurber quote Biography
American humorist, 1894-1961
