Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. Jerry Seinfield quote
I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry Jerry Seinfield quote
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
Jerry Seinfield quote
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away. Jerry Seinfield quote
Men we drive ourselves crazy. Men always want to marry a virgin, but during the act of sex on the wedding night we tell the women to say 'you're the best, you're the best', then afterwards we wonder better than who? Jerry Seinfield quote
American entertainer/actor, surname spelt Seinfeld (Seinfield is a common mis-spelling)