Jerry Seinfield Quotes

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Jerry Seinfield

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
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I see TV ads about detergents that can get blood stains out of your cloths. I say if you have blood stains on your cloths you should be thinking about something other than laundry
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'
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Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it long, it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.
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Men we drive ourselves crazy. Men always want to marry a virgin, but during the act of sex on the wedding night we tell the women to say 'you're the best, you're the best', then afterwards we wonder better than who?
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American entertainer/actor, surname spelt Seinfeld (Seinfield is a common mis-spelling)

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