If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
Jo Brand quote How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time.
Jo Brand quote British ferries have stopped transporting live animals to the Continent. This has made it very difficult for England fans to get to away matches.
Jo Brand quote Biography
Rude comedienne