Joan Rivers Quotes

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
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The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
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Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
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Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
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