The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Joan Rivers quote The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
Joan Rivers quote There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Joan Rivers quote I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Joan Rivers quote I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Joan Rivers quote I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
Joan Rivers quote Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.
Joan Rivers quote Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
Joan Rivers quote Biography
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