My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth ...

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My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash. - Joan Rivers

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Born:8th June, 1933
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Starsign: Gemini

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