I guess I'd want to marry Tom Cruise.
Jon Stewart quote Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.
Jon Stewart quote Originally we were going to title it 'The Daily Show With Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays Off,' but it was too long.
Jon Stewart quote New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentenced if your ringer play an Latin-themed novelty song.
Jon Stewart quote Mostly we just sit around making catty remarks about the outfits you're all wearing at home
Jon Stewart quote Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Jon Stewart quote Biography
American comedian, 1962+
