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I guess I'd want to marry Tom Cruise.
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Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain.
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Originally we were going to title it 'The Daily Show With Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays Off,' but it was too long.
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New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phones while driving. First-time violators could receive a fine of $100, with an additional mandatory six-month jail sentenced if your ringer play an Latin-themed novelty song.
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Mostly we just sit around making catty remarks about the outfits you're all wearing at home
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
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American comedian, 1962+

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