Hats divide into three classes: offensive hats, defensive hats, and shrapnel. (Shouts and Murmurs)
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Katharine Whitehorn quoteI cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers.
Katharine Whitehorn quote Biography
English journalist, 1926-