I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.
Ken Dodd quote I' ve seen a topless lady ventriloquist -
Nobody has ever seen her lips move!
Ken Dodd quote I thought it would be a good idea to go into Politics, maybe I am a little old... but you know... I'd love to be Chancellor of the Exchequer - That way I'll be united with my money!
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Ken Dodd quoteWhen asked if Ken believed in safe sex his answer came: 'Of course I do; I have an Iron Bar around the bed!
Ken Dodd quote Biography
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