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There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not.
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My philosophy, like colour television, is all there in black and white.
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He's not the Messiah - he's a very naughty boy.
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Always look on the bright side of life.
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This is a dead parrot!
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Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
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Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.
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Tis merely a flesh wound. (Soldier claims when beheaded)
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