Sport is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. Neil Simon quote
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
Neil Simon quote
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. Neil Simon quote
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. Neil Simon quote
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. Neil Simon quote
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. Neil Simon quote
US playwright, 1927+