Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
P G Wodehouse quote Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?
P G Wodehouse quote Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.
P G Wodehouse quote Flowers are happy things.
P G Wodehouse quote Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P G Wodehouse quote He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when!
P G Wodehouse quote Madeleine Basset laughed the tinkling, silvery laugh that had got her so disliked by the better element.
P G Wodehouse quote Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse.
P G Wodehouse quote Biography
British humourist
