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The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.
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You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type
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There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
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Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves
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Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator.
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
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US Comedienne, 1917+

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