Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?
Robert Orben quote Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Robert Orben quote Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.
Robert Orben quote Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.
Robert Orben quote To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben quote Life was a lot simpler when what we honoured was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben quote Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben quote If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Robert Orben quote Biography
Journalist, 1927+