I was converted from fool when my spine was somewhat reorganized. What amazed me was how fast a perfectly robust man looking forward to nothing more terminal than a night in Toledo can cease being alive once he pulls the dreamboat out of the driveway.
Russell Baker quote Caution: These verses may be hazardous to your solemnity.
Russell Baker quote Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
Russell Baker quote An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
Russell Baker quote Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
Russell Baker quote Americans like fat books and thin women.
Russell Baker quote Schoolteachers seemed determined to persuade me that 'classic' is a synonym for 'narcotic'.
Russell Baker quote Biography
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