Steven Wright Quotes

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
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